Eliot Spitzer's New Theme Song
Love Client Number 9
This song (Love Potion Number 9) is dedicated to New York Governor Eliot Spitzer because of his connection to the Emperors Club as "Client Number 9". Please substitute the word "Client" for "Potion" and sing along!
I took my troubles down to Madame Rue.
You know that gypsy with the gold capped tooth
She's got a pad down on 34th and Vine,
Selling little bottles of Love Client Number 9.
I told her that I was a flop with chicks.
I've been disgraced since 1956.
She looked at my palm and she made a magic sign.
She said what you need is Love Client Number 9.
She bent down and turned around and gave me a wink.
She said I'm gonna make it up right here in the sink.
It smelled like turpentine, and looked like Indian ink.
I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink!
I didn't know if it was day or night.
I started kissing everything in sight.
But when I kissed a cop down on 34th and Vine.
He broke my little bottle of Love Client Number 9.
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I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink!
I didn't know if it was day or night.
I started kissing everything in sight.
But when I kissed a cop down on 34th and Vine.
He broke my little bottle of Love Client Number 9.
Love Client Number 9...
Love Client Number 9...
Love Client Number 9...